Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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