Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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