1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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