i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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