How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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