i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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