He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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