and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he quoted the bible to break up with me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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