Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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