Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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