Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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