The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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