New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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