I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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