we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
