Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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