Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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