Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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