Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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