Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
