I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
