can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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