Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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