Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
being pregnant is like rehab
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
