He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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