I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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