what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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