I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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