Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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