I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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