considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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