living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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