I should be sponsored by Trojan
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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