Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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