so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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