this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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