yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
