the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I had to cum in my sink.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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