just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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