stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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