You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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