ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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