So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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