He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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