Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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