I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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