The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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