And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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