There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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