Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
