just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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